yard

$100 , a $100 bill

He was so attached to his Wii that he turned down a yard in exchange.

by The Return of Light Joker July 29, 2011

front yard

A euphamism for secondary female sex characteristics, or pussy hair. Also see back yard.

Honey, keep that front yard in check, or you won't be getting any more head from this gaucho.

by Vagitarian December 12, 2003

Yard Ape

An employee of a big-box-store who is too dumb to sort lumber.

Don't let those yard apes load your 2 x 4 s cause they will stick you with garbage.

by Pedrovonpedro January 7, 2011

yardapes

Semi-naked men who go through your underwear drawer at night. Most prevalent in a college dormitory environment.

Those fucking yardapes came into my room and stole all my thongs again!

by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003

1,000 yard stare

After a veteran from war comes home they often find themselves staring blankly into the horizon. The reason for this is that they spend so much time staring off into the distance looking for a target that they only have one consistent passive state of mind. And that is to stare.

These people can often be awakened from this dumbfounded state of mind by making a loud popping noise which will transfer them into a shell shock reflexive behavior causing them to dart around underneath furniture.

John: What's wrong with Jamal?

Jason: He's doing the 1,000 yard stare.. watch this...

*Jason pops a balloon*

*Jamal bashes his face on a table trying to dive under it*

by Chaostroll March 31, 2011

Yard Dart

To land the craft you are riding (sailboard, snowboard, skis, etc.) nose first into the ground or water and come to a quick stop.

When landing after a jump on a sailboard, one must keep the nose of the board up to avoid from darting into the water just like a yard dart does in your front lawn.

"I got some big air, but yard darted on the landing" or "man that yard dart hurt bad"

by Greg Hannan December 29, 2007

yard dome

someone drunk enough to give a guy head outside on the lawn for everyone to see.

GUY ONE: *walks up to the house* "Shit man, look!"
GUY TWO: "She's givin' the guy head on the lawn!"
GUY ONE: "haha yard dome?"

by jfgdk December 17, 2008