Definitions by Vagitarian

twat

Short for Trans World Airlines Tea...the official tea that was served on this now defunct airline.

Attractive stewardess: Good afternoon, would you care for some T.W.A. coffee?

Male passenger: No thanks, but I'd love a taste of your T.W.A. tea. *winks*

twat by vagitarian January 6, 2007

front yard 

A euphamism for secondary female sex characteristics, or pussy hair. Also see back yard.

Honey, keep that front yard in check, or you won't be getting any more head from this gaucho.

front yard by Vagitarian December 12, 2003