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by mcnoodle May 5, 2006
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Wideway - (Noun) The shorter and wider way of any way longer than it is wide. All sideways, driveways, highways, walkways or perhaps best explained - runways have a physically constructed wideway running in a perpendicular manner to the long way.
used as a verb......
Wideway (Verb) - making a brisk and broad physical relocation movement (often in a circular pattern) in gaining separation, ideally going unnoticed in getting the fuck out of the oncoming broad sweeping path of trouble. This preemptive measure is customarily associated and necessary in foiling high levels of drama, stress, possible trouble with the PoPo (5.0), bitter exe's, connections you owe money to on a front and don't have the cash, ass whippings, etc., etc.
used as a verb......
Wideway (Verb) - making a brisk and broad physical relocation movement (often in a circular pattern) in gaining separation, ideally going unnoticed in getting the fuck out of the oncoming broad sweeping path of trouble. This preemptive measure is customarily associated and necessary in foiling high levels of drama, stress, possible trouble with the PoPo (5.0), bitter exe's, connections you owe money to on a front and don't have the cash, ass whippings, etc., etc.
Example: (used as a noun)
News Anchor: "This just in to the channel 20 news room, and as follow up to this late breaking story..... On scene Aviation Traffic Safety Board Investigators have just released the following press statement. The drunk, sleep deprivated and disoriented pilot while attempting a North to South landing approach, fucked up and came in on a East to West wideway heading. No further information regarding possible injuries and fatalities has been released. We will keep you apprised of future findings and developments."
Example - "Hurry you "stuck on stupid" mother fucker, we gotta get wideway and now! Here comes your crazy dope dealing baby momma and I heard her new boyfriend is DEA!"
News Anchor: "This just in to the channel 20 news room, and as follow up to this late breaking story..... On scene Aviation Traffic Safety Board Investigators have just released the following press statement. The drunk, sleep deprivated and disoriented pilot while attempting a North to South landing approach, fucked up and came in on a East to West wideway heading. No further information regarding possible injuries and fatalities has been released. We will keep you apprised of future findings and developments."
Example - "Hurry you "stuck on stupid" mother fucker, we gotta get wideway and now! Here comes your crazy dope dealing baby momma and I heard her new boyfriend is DEA!"
by whathisnuts May 5, 2010
Get the Wideway mug.This dangerous and reckless creature is so horrifyingly grotesque it could scare away the most disgusting and perverse creatures. In the indiginous forests of Fairfax and Centreville areas and possibly Manassas on an off evening this creature resides. It carries various diseases 77 and a half to be exact. It has large floppy arms, a good amount of piercings, a ridicously hideous nose, and giant hip bones. We fear this creature round these parts. You never know when it could appear...you could be at a friends house having a bon fire in his woods out back and all the sudden it just disrupts and disgruntles everyone. We run for fear that we might catch a sometimes fatal disease..like pistols.
Person1:: Hey dude, whats up?
Person2:: Nothing dog.
Person3:: Oh damnnnn it's Bear With Wide Cave!!!!
*Everyone goes indoors*
Person2:: Nothing dog.
Person3:: Oh damnnnn it's Bear With Wide Cave!!!!
*Everyone goes indoors*
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Get the Wierd All Yankovich mug.The act of pretending to be asleep when in reality you are awake hoping to hear trash talk about you or others in your circle.....
"Found out the other night after Shane's party I was fixin' to get jumped .. Over heard the whole plan while I was wide asleep".....
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