watching the wire

1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire

2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".

Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*

by Elburno March 2, 2008

fly by wire

A term that addresses multiple types of "overseas" activities:
1. The modern-day system used by large commercial aircraft for added safety during flights to foreign countries.
2. Refers to the actions of a scam-king foreigner --- he asks people to send him money "by wire-transfer", and then promptly makes haste to "fly the coop" once he receives the fraudulently-obtained funds.

I got a sob-story e-mail message from a guy from Nigeria, asking me to Western Union him some temporary cash to help settle the multi-million-dollar estate of his terminally-ill grandfather who's on his deathbed, and then he'd share out with me ten percent... yeah, right! Sounds to me like da classic "fly by wire" con-game...

by QuacksO January 22, 2017

Baby wipes

Baby wipes are so beautiful if you see some you want to shove it in your bra. The smell makes your cleavage smell like sardines. P.s it turns your cleavage a funny colour (yellow) which is so beautiful. My friends all like to smell my boobs once I have done it. Sometimes I use them to wipe my babies sick off the carpet so it is convenient to have a stash in your bra. My baby is starting a new diet today which is baby wipes blended with his poo also it drinks baby wipe juice mixed with almond milk and a hint of vanilla essence. My baby’s bum hole is not as sore as it used to be because it is touching the baby wipe moisture every second of the day. Ps if the baby projectiles all over you just slap it and there you go you have red bottoms.

Baby wipes are the answers to life

by Unknownrandn December 21, 2019

Wieszczyk

=barbarian, these people are freaky and scary,....and wet themsleves while trying to eat you

i saw some Wieszczyks and shit myself

by benny hills May 12, 2006

wireless

doing it without protection

Frank and Cindy went wireless last night!

by Josephine Greene May 9, 2003

Barbed Wire

A form of fingering a broad when you cross your pointer finger and middle finger and then crossing your ring and pinky and shoving one into the vagina and one in her asshole.

oh yeah i gave shannon that barbed wire last night and she took it like a champ!

by shocker pro May 4, 2010

wire fraud

Refers to the manufacturing/marketing/installing of long filaments of metal that are not composed of the more-costly copper, aluminum, stainless steel, etc. that you claim they are, but instead are just cheap brittle "white metal".

I don't get it --- infamous shyster-medium Sherry Tina Uwanawich was convicted of wire fraud, yet she was never an electrician.

by QuacksO September 16, 2019