Why, Wassup?

Basically when somebody posts a "Why, Wassup?" status on Facebook and you like it, their essentially pretending to describe you to a another person as if the person asked if they knew you.

Started in New Jersey.

Kristen? My best friend? The really pretty one? The one I love? The one I can trust? The one that knows how to play volleyball? The one that's smart? The one who is a cheerleader? The one who makes me laugh? Yeah, I know her. Why, wassup?

Why, Wassup? by thebcitmisterc November 11, 2010

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? 

"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?" Is a suicide joke. The Chicken crossed the road, to get ran over, and die. "The Other Side," is heaven.

"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"

"To get to the other side?"

"To die and go to heaven!"

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? by HahaGamer March 29, 2019

Why does nobody love me 

No Love

Josh: Why does nobody love me
Google: Wait, what am I supposed to say

Why does nobody love me by JustYoDude May 26, 2018

Why am I reading this? 

The first words that pop into your head when you read something so indescribably horrid, foul, unhallowed and profane that all your belief in humanity vanishes, replaced with a searing hate of all fanfiction writers and suethors in the civilized universe.
Examples: Harry Potter fanfics, Pokemon fanfics, House of Night fanfics

Let's see... Yeah, I like HoN. Zoey's a Sue, but well... What is this? She can't even write. ZoeyxEric? Unoriginal. Issat a sex sce- why am I reading this?

Why am I reading this? by Eresh May 12, 2010

why what happened? 

A phrase used in Israel. It has many meanings, and usualy said with contempt. Its many meanings include: "What is your problem?", "Leave me alone", "I did nothing wrong", "No way", etc.
Used mostly by the Arses (rednecks) in Israel.

man1: Give me the 100 NIS you owe me...
man2: Why what happenned????

why what happened? by Yoav moran March 10, 2005

Why who are you? 

Taken from Hebrew slang "as-is".
Usually used to indicate dislike of someone's attitude, intervention, way of behaving, etc.

Client: I don't like the bear in your
lovely restuarant.
Waitor: Why who are you?
What's your #@#$-ing problem?

Why who are you? by Jigal May 13, 2005

Why do people hurt themselves 

Because they are angry at the world and themselves. And mostly at themselves for always screwing up, but if they took it out on someone else the would jyst be screwing up again. When the harm themselves, not only are they releasing all of that anger, but they are repremendimg themselves and therefore feeling like this will help them be better. What they need is love and to understand that they are lived and to feel included.

Why do people hurt themselves?

Why do people hurt themselves by Isuck_anyway July 9, 2018