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wasted

Slang for getting intoxicated through the use of alcohol, marijuana or the sort

or

Slang for get shot to death or murdered.
Jim: Why isn't John at school today?
Tim: You didn't hear he got wasted yesterday.
Jim: Awesome so typical of John.
Tim: How is that awesome when one of our classmates died.
Jim: Huh?
Tim: He got wasted as in he got shot to death.
Jim: Wait doesn't wasted mean drinking a shitload of alcohol until your drunk?
Tim: This is confusing, who the fuck gave this word two completely different meanings!!!!!!!!!
by phiyuku April 20, 2010
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Korean Boy Wasted

Korean boy wasted is a level of drunkenness superior to all others. When this drunk, even Snooki would say "You're too drunk", though she'll likely smoosh you anyway. Be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch with a mannequin, a half-stick of butter, a Burt Reynolds autographed glow in the dark snorkel and no recollection of how this ridiculous assortment of items came to be in your possession.
Taylor: I'm getting soooo whitegirl wasted tonight!
Mike: Eh, that sounds okay but I'd rather get Korean boy wasted. Nobody goes harder than they do. When they get hungover they're not just ill, they're Kim Jong-il.
by The GodFader October 5, 2011
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wasted wank

When the act of maturbation is disturbed causing loss of momentum or ejaculation in your pants because some inconsiderate person has turned up uninvited
I downloaded some wicked porn last night and was knocking one out then my mum walked through the door 2 hours early as I was just about to shoot my load, what a wasted wank
by Djc2508 January 16, 2014
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Bunny Waster

One who wastes electricity. Wasting the energy created by The Energizer Bunny.
Turn the lighs off when you leave the room you Bunny Waster
by PH1L4P3N0 February 17, 2010
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Municipal Wasted

Tony: "TGIF!"
Ryan: "HELL YEAH TGIF ITS TIME TO GET MUNICIPAL WASTED!"
by vvalkyrie April 26, 2011
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hollywood wasted

Getting beyond your average getting wasted night. Its Having a party night like lindsay lohan would. No rules for the night or restrictions.
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Faye Wasted

The most any person can ever be wasted.

there are 4 types of wasted:

Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you think a kebab is a good idea.

White Girl Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you have sex with anyone who talks to you.

Lindsay Lohan Wasted: When you use your vagina to break the ice and you are so wasted that you no longer speak your own language.

Faye Wasted: Words can not describe the state of this wasted 5 parts wine, 3 parts spirit and 4 part beer is the key to not remembering who you are, where you are or how to control your bladder.
oh man did you see the state of my man last night ? he was Faye Wasted man ! aint no coming back from that !
by d34n87 October 24, 2015
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