It is a university in the city of Seattle that is like a big chinatown, despite its western architecture. Every third person you pass by on campus is asian. There is a significant number of half-asian people here who try hard to act white and hide their asian ancestry. In your classes you will encounter loud and obnoxious asian-american guys who interrupt class to crack lame jokes, gay people who talk like the opposite gender, loners who came from another state, and nerds who join a fraternity and suddenly think they're badass. If you are expecting to find life-long friends in college, UW may be the wrong school for you.
Besides that, it's a decent school with decent education.
Besides that, it's a decent school with decent education.
Parent 1: My daughter is a freshman at the University of Washington.
Parent 2: Is that right?
Parent 1: Yes. She is very excited.
Parent 2: Well, I feel bad for you.
Parent 1: Why? UW is a great school!
Parent 2: Only if she wants to be raped or marry a Bruce Lee.
Asian Parent 1: My son go to Yuuu double-ru.
Asian Parent 2: Oh myyyy gawd. U very good parent make very disciprined child.
Asian Parent 1: *asian laugh* We replace American flag with China!
Parent 2: Is that right?
Parent 1: Yes. She is very excited.
Parent 2: Well, I feel bad for you.
Parent 1: Why? UW is a great school!
Parent 2: Only if she wants to be raped or marry a Bruce Lee.
Asian Parent 1: My son go to Yuuu double-ru.
Asian Parent 2: Oh myyyy gawd. U very good parent make very disciprined child.
Asian Parent 1: *asian laugh* We replace American flag with China!
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Usually two parts beer, one part soda, or to taste.
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"We had an easy afternoon, we mostly spent it 'crushing oranges'"
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