Micromuis
by Micro Is Weak December 9, 2016

by gistella January 23, 2024

We're all about taking responsibility... But only until it's time to blame weak men for the state of society. Weak men 'blame excuses' and 'Strong men' blame 'Weak men.' Lead me better fuck-face! What are you doing up there? Why aren't you leading us to the promised land?
Hym "So... Let me get this straight... It's my job or role... To get strong... So I can do the thing... That the current strong men are SUPPOSED to be doing... But are either NOT DOING or FAILING to do... Because the strong version of me will, I don't know, lead better than the current strong version of YOU? I'm supposed to 'learn a skill' and clean your shit clogged toilets instead of complaining about the state of society... While YOU complain about the state of society... For money... And weak men are to blame for the state of society? Perfect. That's deliberate. I take full credit. I'm glad I could be directly responsible for the suffering of others. Enjoy. Enjoy the suffering. I know I will. I'll be playing Mortal Kombat."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2023

A young adult with a shitty beard that is easily upset over anything considered "woke" or might seem that way. Their beard is typically their only defining trait and is a cover for a lack of personality.
Jim was instantly pissed at trailer for the LoTr tv series and exlaimed, "They better not WOKE it up." His mom's girlfriend laughed and responded, "You don't have to watch it, ya weak-beard havin' ass."
by MacaroniSounds February 20, 2022

"The villain was unstoppable until some 5 year old learning craft threw glitter at him. Turns out, glitter was his weaksauce weakness."
by DictionaryDecimator July 7, 2024

by Sexydimma April 26, 2022

by Lord Thos July 6, 2022
