Tryin To Get My Dick Wet

Statement; used to show a guys intention of having sexual intercourse with a female in the near future.

"yo im just tryin to get my dick wet"
-alex hughes

by bishop j $ilk July 3, 2006

tryna play Black Ops

to request to have sex with multiple male friends

"Yo you tryna play black ops?"
"Nah man you always ask that"

by revolkeham April 30, 2021

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail

"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"

by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021

tryptophucked

(adj.) describes the feeling of utter lethargy experienced after eating copious amounts of turkey

A: "Oh my god, I think I ate too much turkey. I feel like I'm going into a coma."

B: "Man, you're tryptophucked."

by Dylanphile February 21, 2011

trystophobia

Fear of having a secret sexual relationship with a co-worker or acquaintance. Typically afflicts people who are married. Although they fantasize about banging the other party, and they know the other party is willing, they cannot overcome the fear of their partner finding out about the illicit affair. In men, this is usually found in ball-less, hen-pecked pantywaists who are dominated by their spouse and cannot imagine an alternative life without them. They may fear that their wife might literally kick their ass, or that they would possibly pull out all the stops and call in Guido and the boys to take care of the situation.

Bill knows that the hot new secretary wants to jump his bones, but he can't pull the trigger. That poor trystophobic bastard!

"Hello, my name is John and I suffer from trystophobia". (Chorus of blue balled house-husbands sitting in a circle)...."Hello John"..........

(Margie) "Fred is such a hunk I just want to jump on him and ride him like a cow girl" (Gwen) "Don't waste your time, he's a trystophobe".

by bgm71 July 22, 2013

tryvou

A guy who is just boolin and completly chill
most likely the coolest in a room!

look there is tryvou!

by brickchurch May 28, 2021

you tryna send

When he wants you to send nudes

That fuckboys was on snapchat like "you tryna send?"

by Yo.its.titty.boy October 31, 2017