Toney

The most handsome guy I've ever met. Every where he goes women want him. He's always been the most cutest boy all through out his life and knows it and doesn't care. He may have his flaws but he is smart, strong, charming, sexy, a natural leader and above all an adonis. Gots huge balls and a huge schlong as well. Doesn't need you as much as you need him. Toney is a rare specimen and you'll never find any other man that is as handsome and as cool as he is.

Damn that female police officer just gave Toney her phone number. I wish I was him but i'm not because I'm ugly, gay and have a frightened turtle between my legs.

by LUVuTONEY February 6, 2010

Mono-tone

A description of the awesomeness

The car was so mono-tone, swoosh!

by woofwoofilostatooth May 8, 2011

TONED

every drug known to man, laced and smoked So you get so drugged up you die!

My buddy and I were walking down the street when a drug dealer came up to us and sold us some TONED, my buddy decided to smoke it and he died and i ran away.

by LD and AD Hawk June 15, 2010

two tone post malone

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.

"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"

by Picax8398 July 28, 2017

toneman style

a style defined by 2 men excreting upon a vinyl record, usually followed by a swift discus-like throw into the crowd, splattering said excrement to the far corners of the room.

hi ____,

thank you for your recent work, however we are looking for something more in the toneman style.

by matthew ryan April 4, 2004

Tone indicators

A very useful thing. I've heard some people say its cringe, but to me tone indicators are seriously useful for anyone who finds it hard to understand the true meaning or implications in someone's texts, especially someone you don't know well. I would go so far as to say it's an evolution in our way of communicating online. They should definitely be used more often for clarity purposes.

Possible scenario 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 tone indicators involved:

Person 1: Hey wanna play minecraft together?
Person 2: ok
Person 1: ??
Person 2: what
Person 1: Is that like a genuine ok or a sarcastic one or...
Person 2: I just meant ok
Person 1: Ohh, gotcha. Sorry my brain kinda interpreted it like you thought I was bothering you😅

Possible scenario 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 tone indicators involved:

Person 1: Hey wanna play minecraft together?
Person 2: ok /gen
Person 1:👍

The 2nd scenario was much less problematic.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 28, 2022

Toner is Low

When someone named Tony is feeling depressed or not himself. The phrase comes from a printer or photocopier actually having a low level of toner.

Tony says "Dammit why does this always happen to me?"
you say "Looks like the Toner is low."

by Scary October 14, 2006