Torch

This is another word for automatic wpn or sprayer

Booted
Like a torch
is a gat
m4
semi

by Juana October 18, 2004

English Tophat

The act of defacating on the topmost area of ones head.

Seth squatted atop Michaela's head and let loose a sticky brown log, creating an English Tophat.

by Brent Wilson February 21, 2006

The human torch

The sexual act of dipping a female's head in gasoline, lighting it on fire, proceeding to rape her and then cumming on her head to put out the fire.

"She bled on my dick, so I gave her the human torch!"

by Jack Mihof January 13, 2014

torpedoe surfing

When your dog goes surfing for "treats" in the cat's litter box.

Damn, Fido's breath smells like ASS. He's got litter hanging from his jowl - he must've gone torpedoe surfing.

by artsyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006

Topher

A tall lanky dirty bastard who drives a civic and puffs on the vape like a fuck nut. Takes care of his buddies dog and takes a ride on the red rocket express. He's super suave with dudes and gives a good header according to Tyler.

Adam : Dude I totally saw topher chuffing his vape in his civic last night.

Tyler: What time because he gave me a header at 10?

by Butt Valen August 10, 2016

Topher

A person preferably but can also be a thing. Lovable but threatening and can cause you to have withdraws. The withdraws you may accure are usually called topherculitus; wanting of the topher.

Topher is commonly also a persons name. A person of amazing and different qualities, rare.

"Oh my god"
"What!?"
"Did you see that Topher?"
"No, I cant believe I missed it!!"

or

"I miss topher"
"I know the feeling"
*faints on floor* "Sorry I am just suffering from topherculitus"

by The 1 to <3 March 2, 2010

topham

a hick-townish family that originated from northern utah, and is one sixteenth cherokee.

the topham family is crazy.

by df asdjkl August 5, 2008