[Doofus] Tooth

A hands-free cell phone device that attaches to the ear and makes the user look like a robo-asshole as he walks around annoying others.

I was in line at the grocery store and some dip-shit with a doofus tooth was talking behind me. I started to talk to him like he was talking to me. That interrupted his conversation so he got torqued-off and went to another line.

by cattnipp October 16, 2008

Blew-Tooth

A totally hands free Blow Job.

My girlfriend is totally "Blew-tooth", hands free: she gives the best blowjob on the planet.

by G to the 3 March 25, 2011

Suite Tooth

The act of getting a blowjob from your hotel maid.

John: "Ah man, on my business trip to Chicago my hotel maid gave me my pancakes then gave me a blowjob!"
Joe: "You mean a Suite tooth?"

by jaxonthemitch November 22, 2011

Stank Tooth

When you are eating ass and get shit in you teeth

I was eating Louis's ass and got some Stank Tooth

by Cornwallis911 October 26, 2016

Butt tooth

A little dick head who can’t get his shit together. Also used when unable to make a decent comeback

Devin: how could you kick me out of the fortnite clan like that?!

Daxton: because you wouldn’t stfu about your mom having crabs

Devin: well you’re just a little butt tooth frick face

by Childish.Greenbeano June 12, 2019

poking the tooth

(v) when a person intentionally does something that causes emotional or psychological anguish, such as constantly reading a recent ex's updates on Facebook, or listening to old speeches made by speakers they vehemently disagree with. Phrase is derived from the happenstance of someone having a sore tooth, which they keep purposefully poking at with their tongue, keeping the pain constant, while simultaneously exclaiming "Ow!".

ex 1: I've spent the whole afternoon looking at my ex's photos of her and her new boyfriend at Disneyland. Just poking the tooth, I guess.

ex 2: (person one): "You hate that guy! I've been listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio for hours today, and it's just been pissing me off!"

(person two): "Why are you poking the tooth like that? Now you'll be in a bad mood all weekend!"

by Scotty Kave October 2, 2009

Sweet tooth

A sexual act in which a male defecates into a females mouth and proceedes to face fuck the shit out of her. It is less commonly known as the Courtney.

Shut your mouth before I give you a sweet tooth.

by Balrog 1 June 10, 2009