Tootsie Roll

When a guy is fucking a chick up the ass and he pulls out and she finishes with a blow

She gave me a tootsie roll last night.

by The Servant October 7, 2003

Tootsie

yay

Hey sam - tootsie?

by GKeez April 19, 2018

Tooflypio

Goodbye; informal saying
Used in random circumstances where the user is not satisfied with a normal phrase.

Originally a typo from "Toodlypip", it was adopted due to it working as a word and sounding better than the original.

"I've got to go now, tooflypio!"

"See you later, bye!"
"Tooflypio!"

by Razierw December 15, 2009

outer toons

The world's only cartoon band, performing over 100 cartoon theme songs live and original cartoony music too. Insanely talented professional musicians in costumes having fun.

What are you doing tonight?
Dude, I'm going to see the Outer Toons!

by jam February 22, 2009

P-toots

That to, or pertaining to:
-Prostitutes
-Farts
-Breasts
-Adjective form ("You're being a real p-toot right now")
-Foreign food
-Expletive ("Awww, p-toots!")
-A way of life.

These Indian p-toots taste like ash and ketchup

by Smoove D November 26, 2010

Toots

A term meaning "let's get high."

"Wanna go for toots?"

by Stoner Girl February 10, 2014

Toolshed

Its what you call the stupidest person you know. Same thing as douche, dumbass, idiot etc..etc..

Example A Bruce: I lowered my car yesterday.
Mitch: why would you do that you fuckin' toolshed?

Example B: Your a toolshed

by koruptone August 5, 2009