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Taint Handle

The act of inserting a soft tube object from anus to vagina. Replicating a handle so the person's partner may pick them up carry them or enjoy.
Me and Greg taint handled last night. He carried me over 30 feet.
by Titanthetainttickler March 9, 2019
mugGet the Taint Handlemug.

handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.
Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.
by Hswan33 May 6, 2018
mugGet the handling the old ladymug.

oh it handle

The handle in most cars, trucks, buses, and small boats that is located in the interior of the vehicle above the door in a car or truck, hanging from the ceiling on a bus, and by the seat on a boat. Used in extreme driving situations where passengers do not wish to be thrown about the interior of the vehicle, even if seatbelts (non-existent on most buses and boats) are worn and kids are in car seats (babies are held on boats, they don't need car seats). Situations that warrant the usage of the "oh it handle" include hard braking, abrupt cornering, skidding, careening off bridge (These risks are non-existent on boats, for boats it's when the boat goes up and down on rough waves and choppy waters). It is usually considered polite for driver to warn passengers (including the baby in the car seat) before they feel obligated to use the "oh it handle"
Mom: She's holding onto the oh it handle
Me: The oh it handle
by babypiratesnapchat2 March 24, 2023
mugGet the oh it handlemug.

Slippery Handle

A sexual maneuver involving two men. The first man masturbates and ejaculates onto the penis of the second man. The second man then masturbates to completion using the first man's ejaculate as a lubricant.
I always knew Tad and Steven were close, but I heard they took their friendship to a new level when Tad gave Steven a Slippery Handle at Kylie's party last weekend.
by terminator2ismyjam June 3, 2018
mugGet the Slippery Handlemug.

saddle handle

"Why do you have a saddle handle?"
"So my girl has something to hold on to while she pegs me."
by Big12pro November 6, 2021
mugGet the saddle handlemug.

Doggy handle

He got behind her, grabbed her by the doggy handle and sent Richard home.
by texmex2000 October 1, 2019
mugGet the Doggy handlemug.

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