beef wed-ing tuhn verb, noun
verb
1. Act of being tea-bagged in the basement.
noun
1. Road kill
2. Serial killer victim, wrapped in plastic wrap, set in the Sun to rot for 8 business days.
verb
1. Act of being tea-bagged in the basement.
noun
1. Road kill
2. Serial killer victim, wrapped in plastic wrap, set in the Sun to rot for 8 business days.
by JohJohnsderRickysBrother July 19, 2019

The female equivalent of a Sausage Party. A gathering were there are disproportionately more women than men.
Straight woman: ugh, this party is such a beef village.
Gay woman: hell yeah, this party is such a beef village!
Gay woman: hell yeah, this party is such a beef village!
by Also Frankie Muniz December 4, 2020

I was just in the football team’s shower after practice this morning and I saw Chad’s sack. Man has a Thiqué beef nut on him.
by Cômrådę Thicqué December 25, 2020

by Tik Tak Bro May 3, 2015

by Joe Fenton February 1, 2007

1.
Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"
2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."
Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"
2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."
by mustbetom December 1, 2013

I was sucking his beef poppers. What a mouthful.
I could feel his beef poppers smacking against my arse as he hit it from behind.
I could feel his beef poppers smacking against my arse as he hit it from behind.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
