Dirty Tessaca

When she is short enough to blow you while standing up.

Damn! Look at that shorty over there! Hopefully she gives me a Dirty Tessaca later.

by Insanitation October 8, 2020

Adam Tisdale

Adam tisdale is the definition of a sexy beast. He has a perfectly circumcised cock and it fills me up with joy and cum. I want to have sex with his fat ass and I want to lick his cock until it’s numb. Come here big daddy

Adam Tisdale is so sexy with his circumcised penis.

by DaddyLicker3000 April 27, 2021

Emerson Tisdall

Emerson Tisdall is the a way of calling someone super cool and awesome

bro this guy is such an emerson tisdall

by Only speaking fax April 20, 2022

Ashley Tisdale

Despite what some other definitions on here might say she's actually a pretty respectable actress and musician. Unlike most artists in this day and age she worked to get to where she is and she didn't fall victim to the Disney curse. Go check out some of her music she's actually pretty good!

Radio listener 1: Hey I don't know who's singing this but she's got a great voice!
Radio listener 2: That's Ashley Tisdale! She got her start with Disney but she never let the fame get to her head even at a young age. She's also pretty cute too.
Radio listener 1: That's cool! I wish more artists were like that instead of a bunch of over privileged douchebags who go on a computer and create noise that they pass off as music.
Radio listener 2: Me too man. Me too.

by a frustrated sports fan June 8, 2022

Jordan Tisdale (JT)

JT is the best friend anyone could ask for. She's funny, smart, beautiful, and she could light up a room with a smile. She is always there for her friends even when she's going through things. She's scary when she's mad, but she won't hit/hurt you unless she has a good reason. She may be short but she has an attitude from hell. You won't ever be lonely with her around, she's always wanting to walk/ride around town. She is the most amazing thing that could happen to your life. She may not know it but I love her with my whole heart. - Grey 🍄💗

Jordan Tisdale (JT)

by Luvv.Grey July 4, 2022

Hot tessa

When you squirt Dijon mustard up her butt and then have her fart onto a hot dog and eat it.

“I had the best hot dog last night”

“Was it a hot tessa?”

“Bro I wish”

by Hotdogz August 6, 2022

Dirty Tessa

When u gotta shove a cheesestick up ur butthole because lola and Chris stole your buttplug

Hey mom can we get some cheese at the store? I might have to do a dirty tessa…

by Poot69 March 13, 2023