thomas

Has a abnormally HUGE PENIS ranging 24-36 inches. Always drowning in pussy. Doesn't take shit from no one and does not have CROTCH ROT! Also a beast at everything he does especially in the sack. Ladies can cook eggs and bacon on his eight pack then get down on him and ride him like a roller coaster.

dang he must be a thomas

by tboneyall September 28, 2013

thomlch

a reacharound in the Russian navy

I wasn't sure those guys were gay until I saw the tall one thomlch him.

by Jason James December 23, 2004

Thomas Matthew Delonge

Thomas Matthew Delonge is a singer/guitarist for the most amazing band, Blink 182. He was born December 13, 1975 in Poway, California. He is unfortunately married to Jennifer Jenkins, now Jennifer Delonge. He is the hottest man alive, without a doubt. Many people praise him. He is currently in Blink 182 and Angels and Airwaves, two amazing bands, Blink 182 being the best. He used to be in Boxcar Racer also. He has a very distinct voice which makes him even more irresistable. He has an obsession over UFO's and Aliens, and he really does not care what people think of him. He is a unique, and different soul, which makes him interesting.

who are you talking about when you capitalize Him?
well, Thomas Matthew Delonge of course!

by Mrs. Delonge June 10, 2010

thomas lawson

Thomas Lawson has a VERY small penis, you need binoculars to see it. He always picks slags for girlfriends or fat ones. He cums for old granny's in the street.

thomas lawson has a very small penis...some pass the binoculars!!!!!!!!

by Sykes. July 1, 2011

Thoma Genshin Impact

Thoma from Genshin Impact is the Chief Retainer and Housekeeper of the Kamisato Clan. He is also referred to as a “malewife” or a “housewife”. He’s associated with the term “submissive and breedable.”

Thoma Genshin Impact is so submissive and breedable

by 6thharbinger May 2, 2022

Calum Thomas hood

Calum hood is the bass player in the band 5 seconds of summer he is very hot has an amazing voice has a great personality and is very! Good with his hands of you know what I mean

Defined: calum Thomas hood: a bit bass player with a good personality

by 05..23 May 25, 2019

Thomas

A man who stands tall, and is unafraid. Posses a rare super power known as Common Sense. Uses logic to help rid the world of stupid. Has an above average penis (both in length and width).

My name is Thomas, and I can help you from yourself!

He is such a Thomas!

by MechTech September 1, 2010