The Real Shit

n. authentic, inspired, peerless, usu. in a creative endeavor. See also CKY.

Ginsburg is God

The Real Shit by Rosie February 11, 2004

Joe Shit The Rag Man 

1970's term of endearment for a person who has an over-inflated ego and believes he or she is the absolute best at everything and always right.

He got in my face and told me the AMC Pacer was a four-door car. Who does he think he is, Joe Shit The Rag Man?

Joe Shit The Rag Man by Bert West February 28, 2022

Does the Pope shit in the woods? 

Phrase used to answer a question that has an obvious "yes" or "no" answer. Made famous by Carl Johnson (CJ) of GTA: San Andreas.

Caesar: You wanna make some money?

CJ: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Caesar: Why you keep askin' me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

Does the Pope shit in the woods? by Fünky Füror April 17, 2010

shit the bed 

Minnesota Vikings

Jim: What happened to the 5-0 Vikings?
Martin: They shit the bed so hard this year.

shit the bed by ClintonCruzKasichSandersTrump January 1, 2017

mungus (the real shit)

when you dig up a dead woman and punch her in the stomach; the stuff that comes out of her poon is mungus.

Hey dude, I just ate some mungus

Yo dude, this dip looks like rotting mungus.

Man, sometimes I want to swim in a pool of mungus

mungus (the real shit) by gurdon May 18, 2005

shit the duckbill platypus

to masturbate, specifically a term for male masturbation of oneself

Vin loved to shit the duckbill platypus while watching the news

shit the duckbill platypus by Prof. Frank VonBlumpington October 7, 2010

shit the bed 

Totally dropping the ball. Not coming through on something.

When Mike didn't show up for practice, he totally shit the bed on the rest of the band members.

shit the bed by Glen W. June 22, 2005