Sexual act whereby an individual applies mouth to anus of willing partner who then passes flatus, while said individual inhales deeply, holding his/her breath. Individual then exhales entirely into mouth of partner while he/she inhales deeply.
After running out of NOS, Bill and Larry decided to up the ante and began two fisting empanadas and chorizos in preparation for a mind blowing Texas Wind Tunnel session.
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A highly skill-oriented and highly entertaining game of Poker in which players are dealt two cards face down, then five community cards face up. The best five-card hand wins.
The game is the most popular form of Poker today, publicized largely by the movie Rounders and the World Series of Poker. Also called "Hold-Em'" or "Texas" for short.
The game is the most popular form of Poker today, publicized largely by the movie Rounders and the World Series of Poker. Also called "Hold-Em'" or "Texas" for short.
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Get the texas mug.I love how you all bash on Texas. How many of you have actually been here? I was born and raised here and its a very diverse state. There is not much racism, no incest, i dont drive a truck, i sure as hell dont wear cowboy apparel, and i dont have a horse. I live in a very nice neighborhood in a city. Yeah i love football, but what man in his right mind doesnt rgardless of what state hes from? Who cares if its highschool, college, or the NFL? I dont bash on your states so what gives you the right to bash on mine? Hell yeah im proud of where i come from, im sorry you have to be assholes to make yourselves feel better. Your problem not mine. Oh and why dont y'all (make the jokes, i said it on purpose.) do some research and find out where that fathead "Dubya" really comes from before you use him to make the rest of us look bad. You call us ignorant but why dont you all take a look in the mirror before you try to use that as a weapon. We Texans are not an idiotic, uneducated people like you all are trying to make us out to be. Oh and another thing...Texas has the more people in the military fighting for you freedom, I was one of them...Your welcome...21B for life! A word to the wise; Form your argument, think about how your gonna say it, use proper grammar, then come talk to me. Thank you.
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Person #1-Where are you from?
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Person #1-Bush sucks! And he came from Texas so Texas sucks too!!
Person #2-Wow...Really? And you call me dumb?
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Person #1-Bush sucks! And he came from Texas so Texas sucks too!!
Person #2-Wow...Really? And you call me dumb?
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Get the Texas mug.While forming a tri-pod with your thumb, fore-finger and middle-finger, you will strip the clothes off your male friend and bend his legs up over his head, while your other friend hold his arms at a 'T' position (Hence Texas) - in this position, you will 'milk' your friends genetails balls and all until one of you laughs uncontrollably and looses the nerve to continue
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