Trouser Sneeze

Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.

"Did you just snow your dacks?"
"You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019

Trouser snake

A guy’s dick.

“Whoa did you see his trouser snake? It’s fucking HUGE!!”

by Sherbear1387 January 28, 2020

trouser snake

Slang for penis, but could also refer to Trowzer from the Yooka-Laylee series of video games.

A: "What's the name of that snake that wears pants in Yooka-Laylee?"
B: "You must be thinking of Trowzer!"
A: "Oh yeah, the guy who originated from the phrase trouser snake. It means penis."

by BrochachoYT May 24, 2020

Trouser Titties

When a woman, or indeed a man, is blessed with a plentiful, bosom-like rear end.

Ciara: I've got a pancake ass.
Ryan: You know you've got them trouser titties.
Chris: Yup.

by Ryzo Tagworth November 7, 2020

Trouser Gerbil

A soft penis inside your trousers. A penis at rest.

At work he keeps his trouser gerbil in his pants.

This women is not hot enough to awaken his trouser gerbil.

by Ollie431 October 13, 2020

trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs

“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter”

by ugonnalearn_t_day January 19, 2021

trouser snake

A new Kik term for a guy's penis

Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)

by Sexydimma March 28, 2021