Counter Strike

Counter Strike.....

The reason why most gamers are single!

Joanna: Hey baby, you wanna go to dinner and catch a movie?
Jack: No I can't I have to play counter strike.
Joanna: WTF! It's just a game!
Jake: It's a commitment! Be happy I don't play World of Warcraft.
Joanna: Fuck off

by hippitydippity April 11, 2009

Counter-Strike sickness

Where one plays Counter-Strike or Counter-Strike: Source for long periods of time in a Zombie-like state. You may not be seen for a long while as you will spend every moment, that is not spent doing otherwise, playing CS or CS:S. The remedies for the "sickness" are:

1.) Un-install it and do something else.
2.) Find something that over-powers the urge to play CS.
3.) Go outside and have some fun.

There may indeed be other remedies, but these are the best. Now stop playing CS and go outside!

Counter-Strike zombie: in my 3 weeks offline i pwned hundreds of n00bs with my l33t deagle skills!

Internet forumer: That guy has the Counter-Strike sickness.

Random funny comment guy: Hey, come on, get up, get down with the sickness! :D XD :p

Counter-Strike zombie: n00bs! im going to go play cs, i dont have tiem for dis!

by Kee715 May 31, 2009

lucky strikes

awesome cigarette
hasn't changed since World War II

i got those lucky strikes that could beat your marb reds anyday

by headycheese February 15, 2006

slut stripes

cosmetology jargon for highlighted hair in which several locks of hair are colored in such an unnatural way that they clash with the natural hair color of the owner (such as bright blonde on top of natural dark brown). The finished "streak" result makes the woman look really easy (typically the women that undergo this procedure definately are promiscuous).

Guy: Hey Dude, did you see Amanda's slut stripes?

Dude: Yeah, Guy. Did you happen to notice the colors of her whorelights?

Guy: Yeah, the slut streaks were blonde on her original dark brown hair.

Dude: Right! That let's us know that she's a coal burner and not interested in white men like ourselves.

by steelerfan December 10, 2006

counter-strike

a once great online FPS that has been overrun by cheaters, power happy admins and idiots. most of these people are between the ages of 10 and 13. counter-strike or cs for short used to be a great game requiring brains and quick reflexes but has been turned into one needing the best hacks you can get. VERY addicting despite its problems. if you have never played it before, dont play it, trust me it will fuck up your social life and turn you into a pasty white thin kid with acne and asthma.

If PCP was a computer game it would be CS

by name here October 11, 2004

strike

theatre slang for the deconstruction of a production (dismantling sets, collecting rentals, removing pit instruments, etc.)

As soon as the house is clear on closing night, we'll have to strike the show.

by johnal January 9, 2009

stice

1. Exhaustion or lack of energy
2. One who is deceased

1. I'm all Sticed out.
2. That's one dead Stice.

by Nick King April 15, 2006