Afghan Two-Step

The continuous walking of legs after the head or torso has been severed from the body.

That towelhead did the Afghan two-step after receiving an M406 round to the torso.

by MaddawgUSMC18 January 23, 2010

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.

Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!

by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009

step parent

More often than not, a total shit. Males of this catergory are normally inbred homophobic rednecks with inadequate jobs

Step Parent: "This is my fucking house and you do what I say"
me: "This isn't your house, you moved into my home"

by Nihility January 31, 2004

Steno-Babe

The hot court reporter taking down every excuse you and your public defender are dishing out to the judge.

Damn, I hope that steno-babe was pickin up everything my Vinny was puttin down.

by Roadroach August 4, 2009

Tennessee two-step

Describes any underhanded action.

Brad- Man, he gave me 50 cents instead of 75.
Pat- He totally Tennessee two-stepped you

Pat- See his magic trick?
Brad- Ah, the old Tennessee Two-step

by Kyle Mackay-Allen June 30, 2008

stepak

gay, wack, bunk,lame, hurting, generally uncool.

"man this class is so stepak"
"dude you just knocked my beer over, thats stepak"

by jae millz November 23, 2006

step-mother fucker

A man who is a step lower on the social rung than a plain ol' average motherfucker.

Brian thought the was a bad mother fucker...but he's worse than he thinks...he's a step-mother fucker.

by DOTK April 1, 2010