Tabloid Statistics

These are statistics, usually quoted during morning breakfast radio, current affairs shows and by people butting into your conversation, have no real basis and are note scientific by any stretch of the word.

Usually, these statistics are versions of real statistics, with only the most inflammatory parts cherry-picked out of the real statistics to create a sensationalist response from those that hear it.

Woman: "Did you hear on the radio this morning, 87% of housework is done by women; you men are so lazy!"
Man: "O.K., so did it include around the house jobs like cleaning the gutters, mowing the lawn, gardening, car maintenance and opening pickle jars for you women?! That's just hocus-pocus and tabloid statistics!"
Woman: "No, why? Is all that important?!"
Man: *head explodes*

by The Urban Psychologist April 12, 2010

Urination Station

Another name for a bathroom or restroom.

She had to visit the urination station after drinking 3 glasses of Sunny D.

by urrandomshoez March 30, 2011

Pseudo-Statistics

Fake statistics.

Guy1: I like potatoes
Guy2: 95% of the population likes potatoes too.
Guy1: Pseudo-Statistics.

by Ayeron June 28, 2011

Gas Station

When someone stops by only for the use of something u have. Regularly.

This girl thinks the trap is a gas station.

by CandySimone January 2, 2017

red neck weather station

erect nipples on a female, usually in a t-shirt and no bra
indicating that it's cold or she's ready to mate

guys at a bar: man it must be cold the red neck weather station is on!

by cheaptrickrick December 13, 2009

going to the train station

going to a dealer to buy drugs.

I'm going to the train station, I'll be back in a few.

by KRHimself June 3, 2004

Stationary Boob Action

VERB: Also known as SBA, the stationary action of the breasts of a female caused by a sports bra when said female runs or works out.

Hey, check out all that stationary boob action on the track field today. Those sports bra sure keep the boobs nice ans stationary as all those fine females run about. Mmm mmm mmm.

by CatLover99 April 17, 2011