squeals on wheels

When a person is so morbidly obese they use a scooter or wheelchair to travel instead of walking.

Careful, squeals on wheels in the crosswalk.

by Jofig December 4, 2015

Squaffle

A squaffle is an attempt to excrete methane gas out of the anal sphincter in secret. Upon being discovered, if the fart remains unclaimed by said squaffler, it is known as a squaffle.

An assumption that someone farted.

Who squaffled?

Yeah I was with her last night and totally had a squaffle. She is still trying to figure out what that smell was.

Dude, I'm pretty sure my girl squaffled last night.

by Lil popcorn popper June 14, 2016

Squead

A penis fart.

Person 1: "I don't know what came out of my dick but it seemed like a fart."

Person 2: "you mean a squead"

by Mykahl January 19, 2017

Squeakquel'ed

Binge drinking with friends to the point of vomiting, while watching Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009). The high-pitch voices of the chipmunks/chipettes cause you to induce your own vomiting to get it over with. Usually followed by getting munk'd to the prequel movie.

Michael only got squeakquel'ed once in his lifetime because it was just so goddamn irritating.

by magicmikexxl May 13, 2018

SQUEALA

A woman who oohs and ahhs, just to make you come quicker.

How did your hook up go/tURNED OUT TO BE SQUEALA

by Jahville April 4, 2018

Squeef

A sneeze and a queef at the same time

Sarah felt something all day long and was relieved when she squeefed it out

by Ben dover6 October 21, 2019

Philadelphia Squeaky

When a girl gets fucked by a dog but has her clit rubbed by a human at the same time

Boy: You think that dog's down with doing a philadelphia squeaky?
Girl: I don't want to be fucked by a dog
Boy: I'll be there to rub your clit, it'll be good

by 2cheynez December 5, 2013