a term of endearment
by Anne and Josh October 25, 2008
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Dillon: Nah man I have to be within a 10 ft. radius of a toilet, I got the splatties.
Matt: You should get a job and buy some nicer beer.
Dillon: Nah man I have to be within a 10 ft. radius of a toilet, I got the splatties.
Matt: You should get a job and buy some nicer beer.
by pearljam December 22, 2013
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The following is given MO of a man dressed as a LITTLE GIRL which identifies him as a VERY BOYISH EFFEMINATE JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL SHITEATER PEDOPHILE who yell tells very valuable information and this * guy is such an ASSH0LE and fucking conceited FAGGOT BITCH " anyway will turn the tables on you but no worries He also will have SEX with any MAN and the former baby stuff and little kids is clear as SUPER FAGGOT and " don't he look it?".
The following is given MO of a man dressed as a LITTLE GIRL which identifies him as a VERY BOYISH EFFEMINATE JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL SHITEATER PEDOPHILE who yell tells very valuable information and this * guy is such an ASSH0LE and fucking conceited FAGGOT BITCH " anyway will turn the tables on you but no worries He also will have SEX with any MAN and the former baby stuff and little kids is clear as SUPER FAGGOT and " don't he look it?".
Hey FUCK nothing I can have any control over as I became a TIK TOK SPLOTCH as they can really " laugh all the way to the bank with me " and they can be PARSIMONIOUS ASSHOLES while they go to collect their COOL $10,000.
by INSERT CAREFULLY October 1, 2021
Get the TIK TOK SPLOTCH mug.When something spreads out across whatever it lands on. Usually done by soft, mushy substances as opposed to solids.
by Shawn B. June 19, 2003
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by Oderus Urungus May 25, 2006
Get the Splatter Metal mug.A portmanteau of ass and platter, splatters are any pants or shorts worn lower than the waist that highlight the accessibility of the butt, presumably as an advertisement of one's eagerness for anal sex. Likely a carryover from the prison trend to announce homosexuality by wearing the pants low.
"Fool's wearin splatters and he ain't even gay!"
"What's with all these punks wearing splatters? You'd think it was Happy Hour at a gay bar."
"What's with all these punks wearing splatters? You'd think it was Happy Hour at a gay bar."
by <MF> July 15, 2009
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