Ancestral Species

I had to define this today in science... If you do to, it means a species that is the ancestor of another decsending species.

Wolves are an ancestral species. They created dogs with artificial selection.

by Griggles October 16, 2020

Inconspicuous Specimen

A complete, jerk, Hater of Fluffy and ProB

The Inconspicuous Specimen's dick is longer than the length of a golf club

by GrabMyFatDick December 1, 2020

Lobster Special

When you and the boys swap smegma.

You know them boys ordering the Lobster Special down there on the farm, right?

by Almond Terror June 21, 2021

republican special

When she dirty to the point your only solution is to douche her mouth and ass with formaldehyde so you don’t die from the clap gone gangsta mode in 14 seconds while you try to speed knuckle her.

Jeff requires a play thing! This one looks kinda dirty. Give her the Republican special!

Boss, are you sure?!?

Give her one before and for Christ’s sake give her one after god dammit!!

by MasterKof January 13, 2022

Talia Special

When a man sleeps in the same bed as a woman but does not engage in any intercourse .

Nick pulled the Talia Special with Emma last night. He was pissed they didn’t get to fuck but they both fell asleep right away.

by Jbreen21 May 4, 2022

The Mackey Special

Leaving a duke (poop, turd, feces, etc) in a urinal.

Description of The Mackey Special:

Mr. Mackey: Oh, ya think that's funny, huh? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay, dropping your pants, then turning around, squatting over that urinal, m'kay, maybe, maybe, pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.

by Violent Milk July 6, 2011

big blind special

In poker, a shitty hand you play in the big blind because nobody raised beforehand, and you can see the flop for free. Also known simply as a "blind special", since the small blind can usually limp in at a cheap price.

Player A: "You fucking made a full house with ten-deuce? Who are you, Doyle Brunson?"

Player B: "Nah man, I had the big blind special."

by Juuuergen July 8, 2012