Slart

When a generally slutty or whorish woman farts, and unintentionally squirts vaginal juices

Guy 1 "I was banging Borat yesterday, and that bitch slarted all over my tube snake"
Guy 2 "NICE!!!"

by rapethatpanda6911 June 21, 2011

Salary

No seriously. What do you think the writing team of some of these shows makes per season? And how does me writing the things that are on the show not constitute "me being on the team?"

Hym "What is the salary? Should I google it? Did anyone else on the writing team not get their paycheck or is it just me?"

by Hym Iam September 8, 2022

Barkin' Shlarkin'

A German dog that barks.

I was eating a wiener schnitzel and my dog started barkin' shlarkin' at me to get one.

by LeahTheAmerican June 29, 2013

slard

slow+retard OR slowtard
someone who is very slow AND retarded at the same time

jess: and...ummm.... *dawdles*
jess2: OMG jess hurry up ur such a slard

by jess2111 February 10, 2007

Solarist

The person which live via sun energy.

Solarist is Person who consummate solar light

by Solarist 1 July 6, 2017

Shlargan

The new word for Friday, considering Rebecca Black ruined the word, and the quality of they day.

Doesn't Rebecca Black know that it's Shlargan, not Friday?

by SharpWilder May 19, 2011

Slarks

Slarks is a dude who looks like corniol sanders (ya the chicken guy) commonly can be seen putting butts out in his guys mouth. often speaks on issue he has no clue on. Fancies himself a lady's man, not realizing the laughter at his expense

"You just made no sense for well over an hour"
Ah man I did a Slarks

by Concrete dildo October 1, 2016