snortle

When you're chuckling, but you accidentally snort out all of your coke.

Guy 1:hahahaaha that's so funny....

Guy 2:HAHAHAHAH OH SHIT MY COKE!

Guy 1:Goddamn, you snortled the last bit of my dime!

by BWhales September 9, 2010

snart

To fart in the snow. Often results in some chemical reactions.

We all went sledding and suddenly the sound of Opie's snart went flying through the trees.

by squirtle7 February 27, 2009

snorties

An insuffulated combination of snuff (snortable smokeless tobacco) and Oxycontin. Derived from SN (snuff) + OC (oxycontin) + snort = snorties. Associated with the same pleasurable feeling of smoking a cigarette while using Opioids. Originally popularized in the Philadelphia medical college underground scene.

I'm going to stretch out my orange county supply by mixing up some snorties

by izzboy May 31, 2009

Minnesota snort and blow

1. When a mail unsuspectingly blows his load in the womans mouth, whilst she grabs his head and blows the fresh load in the mails nose thus halking it up and spiting it back in the girls mouth in a fit of rage.

"YHA!!!! How how did you like that minnesota snort and blow bitch!!

by Kock mc Hammertion!! August 21, 2010

skurt reynolds

A small hairy penis

Bubba has a Skurt Reynolds

by Trey skrrrrrt January 5, 2018

snert

The creepy wheezing pervert who beats off in the corner of a room.

Person A: "Hey, did you just see that guy that left here? He was sooooo creepy!!"
Person B: "Yeah, I think he jizzumed over there in the corner."
Person C: "That's what I call a SNERT!!!"

by Slave Kitten September 3, 2005

Slurt

When the word slut just doesn't do the turbo whore any justice.

"Holy shit, Ch-arlene is a disgusting herpes ridden slurt!"

by J-Grande October 16, 2008