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shave your pet

The act of shaving a hariy, submissive and bound up persons anus in order to make anal sex easier
"Drake's ass was hairy so james could not enjoy his bound anus. James immedeatly had to shave your pet in order to enjoy his submissive bitch"
by thepetshaver July 9, 2014
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shaved monkey sex

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.
by hoehoefromdawg March 14, 2007
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Shaverstein

Any White Anglo-Saxon Protestant who exhibits the frugal habits usuallly associated with those of the Jewish faith.
Charging your dying grandmother for gas money when you took her to the hospital was a real shaverstein move.
by Germs November 9, 2004
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shaved skunk

A Mexican Drug Cartel member, that has cocaine up his anus, he than farts and draws a line of coke on his boyfriends cock.
Fernando hunny, I've had a rough day. I need a shaved skunk now.
by vaeyet October 28, 2013
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No Shave April

A whole month in which you are not allowed to shave yourself.

§1
No kind of facial hair may be removed in any way.

§2
The wuzz who grows the least facial hair by the end of the month gets their cloths wetted.

§3
The person who gows the most facial hair by the end of the mont, recieves a secret reward.

§4
People who regularly enjoys metal music are not allowed in the contest.

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§4 does of course only apply people who already have a great amount of facial hair. They are prematurely disqualified.

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Following the rules is MANDATORY.

§7
Are the rules not followed by a competitor, this person must buy the other competitors beer.
The beer has to be cold bottled beer.
I see you're enjoying some cold beer. Can i have a bottle?

Sure, my friend just lost the "No Shave April"-competition.
by 1.c-SG April 8, 2011
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Pube Shave

When you shave your pubes in a girls mouth during intercourse
hey babe..wanna do the pube shave?
sure hunny
by elhombre404 October 15, 2008
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shaved bear

A person that has the bodily appearance of a bear, sans fur. Does not in any way qualify as a compliment for women.
I went out with beer goggles last night. I woke up next to a shaved bear.
by bear shaver November 2, 2011
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