Shimataro

noun. An ugly kid who is 17 and in the 10th grade. Also, he has no friends so hits on 7th grade girls (if necessary he will hit on boys). Frankie thinks he is the smartest kid, but everyone else knows he is the dumbest shit in the world. A shimataro also graduates from highschool at any age above 21.

I saw a Shimataro today and almost shit myself when he was doing a 7th grade boy up the butt.

by ronnie coleman December 12, 2003

shimy

A girl who's a hoe/slut/slide all rolled into one. A bottom-less pit.

"That bitch Jessica is the only shimy, she'll let any dude run up in her"

by ››secret+SKILLZ May 15, 2006

shimpy

1) To cut ahead in a line
2) To take the last of something

"We were all waiting in line at the traffic light and that jerk just shimpied ahead of everyone without waiting."

"Why'd you just shimpy that last piece of pizza? I was going to take it."

by waytoomuchtimeonmyhands November 27, 2004

Shimergency

An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.

PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"

PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."

by Nick, the Mob Stopper May 19, 2008

shimmable

a girl that is really loose but hot, so you would need to "shim" her vagina with your fingers to create "friction" while having intercourse.

damn, shes hot."......"I heard she's so loose you can't even go""......"that's alright, with an ass like that, It's shimmable!

by meatplate May 1, 2011

Shimsexual

A person who is sexually and or emotionally attracted to someone named Shimona.

I think Shimona is hot. Maybe I'm shimsexual.

by Penises4Ears June 17, 2018

Shimmy

Kid-friendly potty word (instead of shit).

"I lost my keys? Well shimmy!"
"This math is shimmy!"

by thiccsnacc March 5, 2019