sack coma

Passing out due to the sight of blood when trimming your balls with a razor.

Tried to trim my balls for my lady and wound up in a sack coma.

by PK27 May 3, 2016

Sack Ya Nuts

Sack Ya Nuts refers to the failure of a task, this is commonly used when someone gets killed in a clutch situation when its a 1v5, there are different variations for this depending on if the failure happened in the past or present or if it happened to you or another person.

Man I was in duos for Black ops 4 blackout and my teammate sacked his nuts.

My mates such a bloody wanker he bought a PS4 instead of a PC I knew he would sack his nuts.

Oi mate you got a assessment due soon you better not sack ya nuts.

Damn bro I was on a 500 combo on love live school idol festival but then I sacked my bloody nuts and missed a note.

by MR_POPO_NUT September 13, 2018

Relax the Sack

A way to say relax or chill out to a guy.

You-MY TEACHER IS AN ASSHOLE, I WANT TO KILL HER!

Me-Hey bro, relax the sack.

by Jay_MF_Beezy October 16, 2010

sack spackle

when a guy wipes his ass back to front, smearing shit on the back of his scrotum

Dude, I took a solid beef shit and when I wiped I totally sack spackled myself.

by Guts February 17, 2007

static sack

While in a pubic place your scrotom sticks to your leg as if it's held there by a mixture of goopy babyshit and elmer's glue. Cannot be unlodged by light kicking, high stepping, or even by doing a few casual lunges.

No matter how much you try, the only way to resolve this situation is to go elbow deep in your pants to resolve the situation.

While meeting with the board of trustees, I had a case of static sack that would jolt the Dali Lama from his opium-induced meditation.

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

flat sack

When you go to have sex with a guy and realize he has no balls.

I was 69'ing with this one guy and his flat sack hit me in the face.

by hen-peter October 23, 2011

ass sack

A sack-baggy of drugs stuck up ones ass for conveyance (ex. into a penal facility, through airport or seaport security.)Also done to prevent discovery by police.

WORK RELEASE INMATE 1: "why you so boogered up homie?"

WORK RELEASE INMATE 2: "cause i had this ass sack of blow nigga"

by JIMMY WAYNE May 6, 2008