spokesperson

The slang term to refer your parents talking to the doctor on the behalf of you back when you were too young to even be able to talk

I can’t believe my parents were my spokespersons back then; I barely knew how to speak, but they were already charming the socks off the doctor during my check-ups!

by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025

Spokane

A city in Washington State.

See also: Shithole

Spokane is a major shithole in Washington state

by all-hail-cthulhu January 4, 2026

rusty spokes

A dirty butt hole

When you go to have sex with a girl in the butt and her butt hole is dirty she has rusty spokes.

by Rhambo August 1, 2012

warped spokes

When she's done too much anal and her asshole looks like a twisted up bicycle wheel and got more wrinkles than a sharpei puppy

"That girl's taken so many dicks in her ass that she got warped spokes"

by SpunkTrumpeter104 April 1, 2017

to spoken

An ironic expression of someone's ability to properly speak English. Created as an irony towards those who cannot, that is towards those who do not "speak" but "spoken"

Heard this Russian's gibberish? The fucker needs to learn how to spoken

by Barenbaum June 19, 2017

18 spoker

The reference is to a wheel with 18 spikes which looks like an arse hole.

I’m going to stick my finger in her 18 spoker

by Leada Cagos January 22, 2018

Kim Seokjin

Vocalist, visual and eldest member of korean boy group BTS.

Kindest soul. Marvelous singer. Amazing dancer. Godly visage and body proportions. King of humor. Father of RJ. Owner of a $1.7 million luxury apartment (and probably many others we don't know about).

"Some of you obviously aren't Kim Seokjin, but that's ok. Just be who you are."

by ✨💫✨ May 29, 2019