The First Seal

Li serve the first seal

uniliminal message

Counquest is the first seal

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

Seal cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

He whispered something about loving marine life, and before I knew it, I got Seal Cuffed.

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

Seal Team Six

Intelligence incomprehensible to the average human. The squad with great leaders who could conquer all.

Seal Team Six is at it again.

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

seal

seals are the silliest animals in this planet and they are also a family of animals that refers to earless seals, eared seals, and walruses. earless seals are also known as "true seals" while eared seals are either sea lions or fur seals and walruses are self-explanatory. seals are goofy by far the goofiest animals alive and are very cool

hey look a seal

by Raptor studio September 20, 2023

Sealed Acorn

when someone or something is acting\beeing unbelievably dumb that it's level of IQ is to be compared to a sealed acorn

...Twiggyshei you're such a sealed acorn
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool

by DanVonDan32 January 9, 2017

soapy seal

When your dick is glazed in so much cum your sex partner can't even feel it.

Girl:is it in yet I can't feel it?
Boy: ya, I just have a soapy seal.

by Filelton October 6, 2016

flex Seal challenge

The Incredibly Popular Internet Challenge in which participants attempt to completely seal their asshole tight, and then attempt to shit.

Bro, Did you see that sick flex seal challenge video by Logan Paul? it was almost as good as the forest in Japan!

by Mr. Huffman November 6, 2020