steamer

short for "steaming pile", or "steaming pile of shit"; something worthless

Yikes, this essay you wrote is a real steamer.

by Ks1994 March 2, 2011

Hot-Steamer

Micorwaving the jizz in the condom, and when you're finished you smack your partner in the face with it just hard enough to make it break.. causing scorching of the face.

Last night I burned your mothers face with my Hot-Steamer.

by Chelle n Tony March 27, 2005

Arkansas steamer bean

Tiny clump of excrement, usually the result of a bowel movement that turns out to be a false alarm.

Bubba-Jack rushed to the toilet to seek sweet relief, yet only managed to squeeze out a measly Arkansas steamer bean.

by MasterOfHotLovin' August 18, 2006

Cleveland Steamers

A carpet cleaning company based in Champaign, IL. They have been working since 2002.

Wow my carpets are reallly fucking dirty. Who should i call?......The Cleveland Steamers!!!!

by theoneandolnly July 21, 2010

smemergy

The energy that a man loses directly after ejaculation that causes him to promptly fall asleep.

After she'd sucked my cock, I lost all smemergy and nodded off.

by Andy Turner June 9, 2003

OKC Steamer

While an enemy sleeps, you hook up a sex swing above him or her. You climb into the swing and twist up the cords. As the swing untwists, you shit on your enemy's face. The untwisting of the swing causes your shit to curl into the form of a funnel, which makes you a human tornado. The OKC Steamer is also known as the Oklahoma Shitty.

Randy, the asshole, is due for an OKC Steamer!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Chocolate Steamer

This is an off-set of a Cleveland Steamer. When a person has a fecies phobia, or lacks confidence, they may substitute fecies with a full size chocolate candy bar.

I gave my new girlfriend a chocolate steamer, she's just shy that way.

by DanVleet June 24, 2009