redkite

Individual who suffers unfathomable rage but refuses to quit

person a:this redkite is such a noob
redkite: I AM BETTER THAN YOU

by muu September 29, 2013

Redditor's Knee

The small indents on your knees acquired after a large amount of time on the toilet

I started getting redditor's knee at around the 30-minute mark

by Zac_c__ July 13, 2015

Redditbait

Subtle trolls which utilize or exploit Reddit trigger words to lure participants into a predictable reddit-style circle jerk.

"This stinks of redditbait."
e.g.: The early days of Berta Lovejoy.

by Phallatus maternis December 27, 2014

RedditCattle

A RedditCattle is a redditor who will completely ignore the redditors problem at hand to correct their grammar it is the okay Boomer of Grammar Nazis.

I understand that you just lost custody of your kids to an alcoholic but social media must have really fucked up your grammar and you really need better spelling.Ok RedditCattle.

by LongDongWongKnog November 28, 2019

redditard

a reddit user which posts unfunny dead memes on reddit.com

look at that fucking redditard

by the avrg neo-nazi September 5, 2023

Sour Reddi-Whip

A can of reddi-wip whipped cream that all the employees at baskin robins nut into during their break

I went to get the can of sour reddi-whip, but Cole was already using it on a customers chocolate cone.

by Soopersnooper October 30, 2020

redditis

n. the addiction to reddit

Karmanaut has such redditis, his comment karma is out of this world!

by gosugarrett June 28, 2010