Sphincter Queef

after cumming in a girls ass she turns around and farts it on your face.

'is that my cum that just shot out of your ass and landed on my face'

'is that the reason my face has been so soft and clear lately'

'is this shit on my face or is it sphincter queef'

by big booty lezzys July 12, 2009

Queef Hunter

a person who wears (usually unstylish) windbreaker jackers

take off that jacket, you look like such a queef hunter!

by irisclaire January 4, 2008

ultra-queef

somewhat like the original queef, only many times more powerful. an ultra-queef is produced while having intercourse. While a man has inserted his penis from behind into her vagina(Doggy Style), an air bubble gets stuck inside the females poon. it its hard for the male to realize this air pocket until a fart like noise comes from the pleasure zone. during a regular queef the sex continues. with an ultra-queef there is no finish line. the amount of queef is so high that it either A makes the man throw up right onto her back, or B the air is so strong it pops the love stick out of the vagina. After this happens the penis will become flaccid and crawl inside your body.

"hey man i thought you had a girl in there, why did you fart so loud? i heard it from outside!" long pause...."I wished it was me but it was a... a... an ULTRA-QUEEF"

by Dr. Mayhem September 19, 2009

queef chief

The supreme commander and chief of queefing. Usually a whore if referring to a woman, or a fruity fag if referring to a man.

Dick: Wow. I heard kim got fucked like 54 times last night.

Abe: Yeah. And Ronald got pounded in the ass by 4 guys at once.

Dick: Frickin' queef chiefs.

by JakE October 20, 2007

Queef Butter

The feminine juices ejected from a vagina

"I found her gym shorts practically dripping with queef butter..."

by deformeddavo January 29, 2008

Queef Huffing

The act of putting ones nose in close contact with a vagina and inhaling rapidly after a queef to get high of the natural and powerful queef scent

Go huff a queef you queef huffing bitch.

by Mr. Sploogeeeee May 21, 2012

queef beef

Very similar in definition to dangle beef with the caveat that these oversized beat up beef jerky looking pussy lips actually flap in the wind when a woman queefs

Last night LaFawnda had her queef beef flappin' after I got done poundin' that shit.

by youdknowifitwasupinya October 4, 2015