perch lips

The kind of lips you can rest your penis on.

Damn, girl!!! You got some perch lips!!!!

by HB711 November 24, 2017

Screed my porch

Something/someone that really annoys you.

Barack Obama is really starting screed my porch with his healthcare overhall.

by naelreh September 26, 2010

porchmonkey

a black redneck, preferably illterate and ugly

"Jimmy, why the fuck are you such a porchmonkey?"

by jimmy nguyen January 13, 2008

purchase

download from the Internet

I've purchased the software...
Did you purchase that song yet?

by lol omg seriousweh September 25, 2005

Louisiana purchase

A term used when you purchase, acquire or collect a large amount of items.

"You won't believe this louisiana purchase I just got!"

by [HotPocket] October 24, 2018

Porch Fiend

A person who fiends sitting on there porch gocking at others walking by. These people are usually old and don't have much else to do.

hey man that cougar does nothing but sit on her porch and prey on young guys she is a fucking cougar ass porch fiend

by Oracl3 December 31, 2007

Porchio

A raised, sheltered landing extending from the front of a house, often found with houses sitting noticeably above street-level. Not nice enough to count as a proper porch, too small and covered to be considered a patio.

I was sitting on my front porchio sipping on some iced tea and reading the funny papers.

by Tommysaurus Rex May 4, 2010