Kellog Donkey Punch

Shoving a poptart up dude's ass then slapping him in the face

The bitch Kellog Donkey punched dude then ate the poptart out of his ass.

by Jasminmarie September 19, 2009

Hurricane Willy Punch

An attack technique based on swinging ones arm around repeatedly at full length while approaching the victims nether regions.

Mr. Buttnose attacked with the full might of his infamous Hurricane Willy Punch.

"Hurrriicaaaaaaaaane!"

by m3rple March 27, 2011

Sheboygan Tittie Punch

The Sheboygan Tittie Punch is a physical manuver in which a female holds one of her breasts in one hand and a man's face in the other. The man's face is generally placed between the two breasts in a standard "motor boating" position. The female then slaps or "punches" the man's face with the breast. It originated in the city of Sheboygan, WI and derives its name as such. It is a common technique used at local gentleman's clubs. It is offen referred to as an "STP". The "STP" has been known to cause injury in some cases.

During my lap dance the young lady hit me several times with a Sheboygan Tittie Punch.

by Carpyorangepants September 25, 2015

1-2 Punch

A system for getting a woman to preform various sexual acts on you. It is initiated by a woman complementing a part of your body such as your hairstyle. This should immediately be followed by "whipping it out". The 1-2 punch may sometimes be considered sexual harassment or public indecency.

Girl: Hey, your hair looks nice today.

You: If you like that, then check this out.

*You whip it out*

You: The 1-2 Punch: works every time.

by McNubbin42 December 18, 2009

Vercetti Punch

The act of running up behind somebody, and punching them in the head. Origin dates to the act that Tommy Vercetti performs in Vice City when he is without weapon

I Vercetti punched this fucker for talking shit.

by Ricky Roma October 9, 2004

Cum Punch

The act of ejaculating onto a Boxing Glove or similar item, and then punching either yourself or someone else in the face.

"I gave Ashley a black eye when I hit her with a cum punch last night."

by 5aq July 2, 2012

Pipeline Punch

When an experienced vagina exudes a discharge that has both fruity notes, a nutty and savory undertone, and a clear, crisp brilliance. Known by connoisseurs as a natural and all-organic energy drink. To achieve this level of flavor and impact on the palette, the fertile ground that originates the vintage must have been host to a wide range of varietals, from herbaceous to firm to earthy to foxy; in this way, the final, freshly uncorked beverage will have a particularly unique finesse for whomever consumes it.

Chris: "Oh God, last night, I got a taste of Pipeline Punch"
Adam: "WTF is that?"
Ryan: "It's like the flavor of a vintage energy drink and a dusty vag"
Adam: "How do either of you know this?"
Ryan: "My grandma used to make it"
Chris: "I tasted it based on Ryan's recommendations; quite flavorful, fruity, and with notes of a buttery finish"

by cw87 April 11, 2021