Pokémon

Romanticized versions of real world monsters. “Wouldn’t it be cool if bees were 6 feet tall and sentient!?” No... No it wouldn’t...

Hym “I was playing Pokémon the other day and I stopped a man from becoming God. That’s what the game is about. You stop a man from rewriting reality in his image with a penguin that is made of steel.”

by Hym Iam October 14, 2022

ur pokemon digimon

the worst insult.
worse than ur grandpap a trap and any other ur ___ a ___. as soon as you say it, one digimon fan and one pokemon fan die, and the universe explodes.

Lola: ur mum gay
May: well ur dad lesbian
Lola: oh yeah well ur granny tranny
May: well. ur sister a mister
Lola: oh ye? ur brother a mother
May: well ur grandpap a trap
Lola: well yer great gramp a tramp
May: well, YOUR POKEMON DIGIMON
Lola: **fucking dies**
Pkmn Fan: **dies**
Digimon Fan: **dies**
Universe **explodes**
May: das right.

by andpringl May 23, 2018

Full Pokemon

When a Girl mutters her own name during sex.

"Hey, so I heard you finally hooked up with Ashley last night? How was it?"

"Man, She is so hot, but she went Full Pokemon last night out of nowhere."

by Emerald34 March 13, 2019

The Porn Pokémon

A new kind of Pokémon that Gamefreak designed because they don't have any ideas anymore

Pornosa, the porn pokémon and the evolved form of Pornhub

by Thecoolestdude June 5, 2017

pokemon

see Nazi rally.

by none of your goddam business July 3, 2003

Pokemon

Gay aliens who come to decorate the world with Dog Feces.

Pink Telly Tubby

by General GopherOwnt June 3, 2003

pokemon and chill

To watch Pokémon on Netflix and fuck while watching it

Sometimes when i'm lonely, I like to invite girls to pokemon and chill with me!

by Aroqi July 7, 2016