paromartho

The most cutest and sexiest kid out there. Still gets rejected but no will ever beat his looks. ATHLETIC, ATTRACTIVE AND SEXY

Omg are u Paromartho!

by huwhufohubuobjodswho October 23, 2019

PreMac

The time period in wich you are about to eat a bowl of easy mac. Usually from waiting for the microwave to finish.

Have you eatin yet?

No, Im still in Premac.

by Wes Fletcher January 7, 2009

premature e-check-ulation

In chess, when a player checks the opposition without gaining any advantage do to a lack of foresight and/or planning.

Two moves in and you're already coming with the premature e-check-ulation?

by Johnny J. Rockability June 12, 2008

pooman

normaly a boy named ronnie or craig will be called pooman for pooing him self in 6th grade and sticking up the class room

ahhh dude u jus did the pooman

by i love duddddddie October 7, 2009

premature-eclickulation

To prematurely click your mouse button.

Oops! "I clicked too soon". Or one who has a problem with clicking the mouse button too soon.

In reference to: premature-ejackulation.

by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

Promasturbate

Procrastinating an important task in favour of masturbation.

Dude #1: Dude, did you finish the assignment?
Dude #2: No way dude, I decided to promasturbate instead.
Dude #1: dude that's fucking gross what the fu

by 33000Emails February 10, 2017

Premature Padiddler

When one is playing the game Padiddle and believes they see a playable padiddle, and calls it out only to find that it was just a motorcycle or the car in front of another was covering one of the headlights.

Guy: Padiddle! Yeah take off that shirt girl!
Girl: That was a motorcycle you Premature Padiddler!

by Tet428 March 24, 2008