process

To change the structural integrity of and object so as to render it incapable of containing mass. This is usually accomplished by a sudden, violent force, such as an explosion, or having the object struck by a hollow-point bullet travelling at extremely high velocities.

We are going out to the firing range to process some watermelons with our 50 calibre rifles.

by Aribeth March 31, 2005

blast processing

When video game companies use made-up, exciting terms to describe the normal and mundane features of their consoles or games. Sega used the term "blast processing" to describe their console's capabilities in the nineties.

So Heavy Rain has a "dynamic scenario system." Does it have blast processing, too?

by hataraxia August 22, 2011

Processed meat

The act of masturbating, but instead of already being horny and just feeling like a wank, you have to touch yourself a lot just to achieve a boner. Thus, the achievement of an erection and subsequent ejaculation is wholly manufactured and processed, unlike the natural, and far more common "horny wank", customarily used to alleviate "blue balls". This processed meat is often called a "cold wank".

Dude A: I was so bored last night, I had some processed meat.

Dude B: Ah man, unlucky.

by shaneo632 October 4, 2008

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This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

Professor RJ

A person who achieves success in life due to his or her proficient ability in giving rimjobs. He or she is said to be a professor because their ability is so amazing, they could teach a class on how to give rimjobs.

Garrett: I got an A in AP Chemistry!
Brian: Shut up, RJ. The only reason you got that grade is because you teach Rimjobs 101.
Evan: Fuckin' Professor RJ. Always trying to play off his rimjob abilities.

by ProfRJ February 11, 2010

Podestrian

-Someone with a $100 monthly iTUNES bill, when limewire is completely free.

-Someone who owns a cool new ipod video that can hold 7,000 songs, but they spent 2 years saving up for it.
They also carry it with them everywhere they go and never take their headphones off.

Grocery Check-out clerk: How would you like to pay for purchase?
Podestrian: Huh?
Grocery Check-out Clerk: (yelling) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY FOR YOUR PURCHASE?
Podestrian: (looking into space tapping his hands to the beat of the song he's currently listening to)......
Grocery Check-out Clerk: *thinking to himself:.
This is just just another Podestrian. *

by Annie Kristine December 19, 2005

Protest Warrior

A Far-Right wing group that is infamous for their intolerance to certain forms of free speech. In some cases they condone harassment tactics.
Among the Pro-War elements they are by far the most interesting. That's mostly due to their illogical approach to politics and political/ideological philosophy.

"we want to do everything we can to cordon them off from decent society"

"all you can do is work to create a society where they have no power"

Quoted from the Protest Warrior FAQ webpage.
Go see for your self before they change it and say these quotes never existed.

How can Protest Warrior claim to be "liberty-loving" when they continue smear people who practice their right to dissent?

by American_Patriot December 2, 2007