porch monkey hooker

A hooker, ho, or whore who once you get her into the room asks you if she could just watch you do yourself. Usually characterized by her falling asleep during the middle of it. You often feel ripped off after she leaves.

Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.

"How was your birthday present we sent you last night Bill?"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"

by Haskill August 16, 2008

Porch Monkey

Folks who enjoy drinking and socializing with others on their porch, often spending many hours doing this.

That house is filled with a bunch of partying porch monkeys.

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

porage

rhymes with ken dorage

Ken Dore-Ahge rhymes with porage.

by BWL August 12, 2003

porch monkey

A racial slur nobody knew about until they watched Clerks 2 and now they say it like they started it.

Person 1: "Hey porch monkey get off my lawn!"

Person 2: "Say what?"

Person 1: "Haven't you seen Clerks 2?"

Person 2: "Man, go back inside, low life."

by Junk28 October 1, 2007

porange

Only true style of early american cooking started in the late 1840's by gold miners. Due to long hours of work mining for gold, there was a need for quick and simple dishes. These dishes usually consisted of a seafood item being power braised in a hearth with local citrus to provide acidity.
Chef Matt Wallen at an early age mastered the art of Porange cuisine.

Porange cuisine was created by Matthew Wallen.

by anonymous January 27, 2005

Porch Cat

A cougar that is long past her prime. The last stage in the Cougar Evolution. Usually hanging out at events that sound like they will attract a younger crowd but do not. If you see an old guy wearing blue tinted sunglasses and a hawaiian print shirt in the crowd more than likely you are in Porch Cat territory.

Guy1: Dude, what's up with this party? There is nothing but Porch Cats up in here.
Guy2: I hope we brought our Sinatra collection and some Depends!

by The Michalenko January 28, 2009

porch monkey

a negro that sits on the "porch" on the back of a bus

god dammet jimal such a porch monkey, he took my set on the transit bus

by eric shen May 6, 2006