Also applies to humongous "manly" vehicles that are not allowed to wear dirt, let alone get driven on it. Glossy Hummers, pinstriped pickups, and similar macho-but-impractical trucks and SUVs that cruise cities and suburbs.
by JimDD April 14, 2006
Get the small penis car mug.The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!
One girl to another: Check out the red car!
Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!
Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!
Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!
Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!
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Nickname or Stage name of Adult Film Star Dennis Fandrick. Dennis Starred in over 90 films during the late 1980's heyday of straight to video Adult Films. Starring with such adult film actresses as, Stacy Donovan, Janelle Cumming, Christy Canyon and Shauna Grant. Dennis was billed in movies under his stage name, Dennis the Penis and in several early films under the name Dennis Fandrick. He is believed to have left the Adult Film industry in 1990 and is currently working in the Mainstream Hollywood movie industry on the production side of the camera.
by fuzzard September 4, 2008
Get the dennis the penis mug.1. A genital enlargement device. Term has its roots in an aparent case of dyslexia, when Sean Connery misread the category "The Pen is Mightier" on a celebrity charity edition of Jeopardy.
See also "Whore Semen"
See also "Whore Semen"
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.
Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.
Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
by Howard Pickman March 15, 2004
Get the Penis Mightier mug.A beverage consisting of male sperm and ice is usually drank after the act of forming a jerk circle and jerking off all your friends. It is prepared by first:
Forming the jerk circle
Collecting the juice
Adding ice
Blend until smooth
Add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it
Forming the jerk circle
Collecting the juice
Adding ice
Blend until smooth
Add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it
Kurtis: Hey lets form a jerk circle than make a couple Penis Cumladas
Matt: WTF you faggot im not gunna drink your sperm
Austin: (pukes)
Matt: WTF you faggot im not gunna drink your sperm
Austin: (pukes)
by Mr. Omg February 22, 2011
Get the Penis Cumlada mug."To be honest, I have always really wanted to have a relationship. I'd like to tell you its because I am like a player or something. You'd probably respect me more. yeah... I know dating suicide right? I got no game whatsoever. honestly... you just seem kinda awesome and I'd probably regret it tomorrow if I didn't tell you right now that you are like the coolest bitch I have met in a very very long time. I am so focused on my career, but now I'm realizing none of that really matters right? on the flip side I can finally afford to give anyone the life they want and I really can make time to do so."
Yeah Nikki- go pee. don't be silly.
Dude- I couldn't help but notice you admiring that line of bull shit. reeled her in off POF. nothing wrong with a little penis pinocchio nah mean? about to take her home. my parents are out of town.
let me guess her intent was looking for a relationship. those chicks are a bunch of dum dums.
High five playa!
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Yeah Nikki- go pee. don't be silly.
Dude- I couldn't help but notice you admiring that line of bull shit. reeled her in off POF. nothing wrong with a little penis pinocchio nah mean? about to take her home. my parents are out of town.
let me guess her intent was looking for a relationship. those chicks are a bunch of dum dums.
High five playa!
date date face relationships serial dater boobs
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