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eskimo puddle

Verb: When having sexual relations in the same topographic point, in which the sexual fluids from both parties amalgamate, sometimes with the same partner.

Noun: A "puddle" of bodily fluids that is visibly observed to be that of a sexual origin, from two or more consenting couples.
1: Noun
Q: What's that on your bed?
A: Oh that? That's an Eskimo Puddle, Bob and I used the same bed to have sexual relations with these two females.

2: Noun
Male 1: Hey bro, I just wanted to let you know I totally scored in your bed. You're gonna have to change those sheets, I left a puddle.

Male 2: No way man! Me too, I got with that Lucy chick. She was just laying in my bed waiting for me, she totally wanted me.

Male 1: Ha! Dude I totally banged her in your bed too!

Male 2: Shit man I thought that was all me, turns out we made an Eskimo Puddle and now we're Eskimo Brothers! Friends forever!
3: Verb
"Oh fuck yeah babe look at this Eskimo Puddle we just made, its nice and fresh. Pete will never know we banged in his bed right after him. My life mission is complete."

eskimo puddle sexual relation splooge
by akaemyers February 1, 2012
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Jemima Puddleducks

Large set of breasts, melons, chebbs
Wowzer rooney...... Look at the Jemima Puddleducks on that!
by Nudga_9 April 12, 2012
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The Paddlewheel

A double handed handjob where the giver whilst on their knees in front of recipient grasps the base of the penis and pulls toward their mouth and as the first hand passes over the tip releasing the penis the giver then spits on palm of said hand followed by the second hand grabbing the base and repeating the continous circular (Paddlewheel) like motion
The paddlewheel

1. a form of handjob
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Nut puddle

I banged the shit out of Dave’s mom and left a big nut puddle on her chin!
by PeteyPaplo October 27, 2018
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general beaver paddle

dan's stage name is general beaver paddle; it suits him well.
by crazycowgirl May 20, 2005
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up shit creek with no paddle

A trunk full of dank and the blue lights come , on behind you, your up shit creek with no paddle
by tinab November 22, 2013
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puddle of mudd

by barchicka August 4, 2003
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