Posttraumatic Acronym Disorder 

A psychological disorder emanating from continuous exposure to absurd and meaningless, sometimes indecipherable, acronyms such as what happens when you’ve worked for years in a civil service job such as the post office, politics, or a state prison.

I wasn’t even sure what PTAD was due to this sad and disabling condition called Posttraumatic Acronym Disorder!

Posttraumatic Acronym Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

Post dash clarity 

After consuming your food and realizing you’ve spent way to much on DoorDash you are now aware of the money you just wasted. Similar to post nut clarity.

Person A : “Bro I just got some Hardee’s delivered to my door but damn this is gonna hurt my bank.”
Persona B: “Ahhh I see that post dash clarity is setting in.”

Post dash clarity by SQuiet July 15, 2021

Pot Poser 

A person who ultimately thinks they know everything about weed but doesn't know a single thing and to try and sound cool. When they do smoke, they take a hit, cough it up and swear they are already high. While they are faking the high they post it all over social media claiming they are "in the clouds" and "one of the heaviest ganj smokers in the nation."

Friend 1: "Did you see Kyle cough up that small hit on Snapchat last night then tried to act like Wiz Khalifa?"

Friend 2: "Yeah dude, Kyle's a pot poser."

Pot Poser by Kids4Kooks April 18, 2015

PMS (Post Malone Syndrome) 

This isn't your traditional PMS it's way more than that. Post Malone Syndrome affects both males and females equally. Typical symptoms vary from person to person. The Most Common are Feelings of Paranoia, Psychosis, Richness, Sadness, Coldness, Feeling Like a Rockstar, Having Deja Vu, Falling Apart, Leaving Suddenly, Taking Shots, Feelings of being Up There, Too Young, Sometimes Feeling Whitney, and Seeing Sunflowers.

Other side effects may include: Pleasant dreams, euphoria, erotic visions, and increased libido.

There is no cure for Post Malone Syndrome PMS. It takes over your life then you start taking Zack and Codeine.

PMS (Post Malone Syndrome)

Anita: Hey Leon, I think I have PMS because I'm feeling like a Rockstar at times then I Fall Apart . Sometimes I ask myself why don't you love me.
Leon Dechino: That's sick, why would you tell me that?!
Anita: No, not that type of PMS... I mean Post Malone Syndrome.
Leon Dechino: Ohhhhh, I get that all the time, but my symptom is rare - erotic visions! Take some Zack and Codeine... You'll be better in the morning.
Anita: Thanks Leon!

PMS (Post Malone Syndrome) by AnitaAnu March 28, 2019

Smells like teen spirit poser 

One who pretends to be a Nirvana fan, but the only reason they liked the band was through Smells Like Teen Spirit. Some of these people would be Miley Cyrus, Paul the Llama, and the skunk living under my house.

Person 1: "Do you like Nirvana?"

Person 2: "Yes, I love Nirvana!"

Person 1: "What song do you think is the best? TELL ME QUICK!"

Person 2: "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT!"

Person 1: "...I hate you. Damn smells like teen spirit poser!"

Smells like teen spirit poser by abcdcbab April 13, 2012

swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion 

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.

It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!

swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020

Fecal Position 

Sitting on the throne, but tightly coiled while in the grip of sweaty, white-knuckled intestinal distress.

Judd: How was your weekend?

Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.

Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.

Fecal Position by Placenta Bob February 19, 2010