sleep number

The lowest rating of somebody you're willing to sleep with (scale of 1-10).
You: Jay is so drunk his sleep number is down to 2.

Me: His wife is a 3, so he's not that drunk.
by 40 Foot Virgin February 03, 2018
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Funny number

Numbers such as 69 and 420 are classified as "funny or "sussy" number which can be used in many different ways
A: " Whats your favorite number?"
B: "69"
or
A: "did they make a new funny number yet?"
B: "Isn't 69 and 420 enough?"
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Diversity Numbers

Diversity Numbes is a phrase used by the elite to describe the degree to which a business’s or organization's workforce is not straight, white and male.

In most contexts, a workforce is considered diverse if it comprises a large contingent of non-white, non-male and non-heterosexual workers, but this is by no means a general rule, as evidenced by the tendency of Asians to be counted as "white" in some contexts and "non-white" in other contexts.

Many organizations, Google for example, game their diversity numbers by hiring a large contingent of "LGBTQ" workers who are white, and thus avoid the need to hire black people.

The phrase came into popular usage through its frequent appearances in Gawker, where it was used to measure the diversity of Silicon Valley firms.
Sam Biddle: "Facebook's diversity numbers are in, and they're terrible"

John Taylor: "What's wrong with them"

Sam Biddle: "They're really, really white"

John Taylor: "But it says here that the're 30% Asian. Also, isn't Facebook run by Jews?"

Sam Biddle: "yeah, Asians don't count, and Jews are white"
by Josh G September 27, 2014
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number texter

Someone who uses numbers while texting, or using the keyboard, in place of the word.
Idiot: Did you know some1 tried to do that.
You: Hmph... Number texter.
by Sometimes... December 17, 2017
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dirty number

A quantitative measurement of one's promiscuity to allow for easy comparison, bragging, etc. It is calculated by multiplying the number of sexual partners with the combined age difference. The combined age difference is calculated by adding the age difference to the most younger partner with the age difference of the most older partner.

If I have slept with 5 people, and the age difference to the most younger one is 2 years + the age difference to the most older one was 3 years, then my dirty number is

5*(2+3) = 5*5 = 30
My dirty number is 148, what's yours?.
by F64 December 09, 2011
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gua number

A number determined by your birthday that has to do with Feng Shui.
"My gua number is 9"
"Whoa what's a gua number"
"My gua number is 9. My sign is fire"
by poopisbyjamiesayshi February 09, 2010
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number twos

term used by white people to describe blacks when there are a lot of black around. used mostly by law enforcement officers.
hey arthur did you pick up any of those drunk number twos walking out of the club last night?
by tony August 01, 2004
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