nelson ma

the hourse
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ma ke

ma ke

"marke why u hourse"
- laoshi
"idk"
- nelson ma

by tang yuan September 27, 2022

Nelsoning

The act of an individual attempting to appear straight when they clearly aren’t.

He tried to hit on her, but she could tell by the way he walked and talked that he was Nelsoning.

by Frank Coctostan December 6, 2022

Nelson

Nelson is an amazing and funny person. He is very handsome and has amazing hair. Although all of that he is still a virgin and can't put his finger on the reason for that. If you meet a wild Nelson you really want to be friends with him because he will never let you down.

girl 1: Look there is Nelson.
girl 2: yeah look at his jawline.

by pipiundkaka January 23, 2023

Nielson

A nice guy with a big heart and a huge cock.
and a big liar about all this

What a slayqueen this Nielson

by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023

Nelson

When player tosses a bag and smacks it into the front of the board during a Cornhole match.

We would have won that match, but Adam threw a Nelson and blew it.

by Shiloh Shenanigans July 20, 2023

Nelson

Nelson is typically a little femboy that struggles to make friends. His day to day begins with waking up with a wet pillow, as he cried himslef to sleep the previous night. He then proceeds to eat a 5 course meal for breakfast because he is plus sized as a motherfucker. When he gets to school, all of his "friends" tell him to kill himself. He never listens, for some reason, as he thinks he has any worth in this world (he does not). Nelson was conceived on accident. A bit of precum seeped through a tiny hole in the condom, and nelson managed to swim all the way up to the ovaries despite the universe's best efforts to prevent this, as precum is literally more useful as a handwash than nelson.

Oh look, it's Nelson. The world would be a better place if he killed himself

by accuratedefinitonmaker July 27, 2023

Nelson George

I found his words one day on the walls of the town, and I found more and more
I found him one night on the ground of my street and I found more and more
I found him one time down my window
I found him mornings in the cafe
I found him cycling near the river
I found his books behind Le musee
I found him trying to scare me so often
I found a wolf
An elephant and more
I found him coming into my belief
I found him behind sunglasses
I found him here
How did I find him and why
I let now my questions

Nelson George
This is about human being

Nelson George is a mistery

by Coris August 30, 2023