Monday

a person of African-American desent

Oh, look. There's a Monday sitting over there!

by UDlover1129 July 7, 2010

monja

Eat your food! OR Eat up!

When you are telling someone to 'eat' you say, "Monja!"

by Geez July 7, 2006

Mondays

The when all wars are started. Most deaths occur. Everyone hates this day.
Mon- latin means "earth fucks everyone on earth"

You have cancer, today is monday.
You find your girlfriend cheating on you on mondays.
Hey your whole family just died in a horrible car accident involing zeebras and clowns, Oh yeh, today is monday!

by Terence June 16, 2003

Monday night quarterbacking

1. The NFL Monday Night Football.
2. Playing quarterback in or watching Monday Night Football.

Monday night quarterbacking is the great American tradition since 1970.

by Milt Alwin February 25, 2009

tim monday

to be annoyed in many ways when you talk

today i accidently pulled a tim monday

by john doe February 11, 2005

HangOver Monday

Is when you drink so much on Friday Night that you obtain a level that is beyond drunk and the "consequences" of this ritual are that you don't have your hangover until Monday morning.

"Where is Curle today? Why isn't he here to teach this class!"
"It's HangOver Monday he is probably so hungover he is in a coma!"
"Ah I see......"

by Ace2113 May 6, 2004

Stormy Monday

The Stormy Monday is a sexual tactic where the man repeatedly spits on the woman's face during anal intercourse. This tactic, similar to ass to mouth or tea-bagging, is one where the male derives pleasure by humiliating the female.

I was giving her the Stormy Monday last night when she freaked out and left the room.

by doctor AA July 30, 2009