Mental doom 

Loosing your self confidence,motivation after a serious of unfortunate events and treating yourself badly until commiting rage quit from life.

My gf broke up with me, my collage broke up with me, my friend broke up with me. I feel like I am in mental doom

Mental doom by Azagth February 22, 2020

Mental ward 

Also known as nuthouse insane asylum funny farm amongst other names. a place where people that are either mentally unstable or flat out crazy go.

"What the fuck send this nigga to the net mental Ward"
Crazy nigga: insane noises

Mental ward by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 April 25, 2020

Mental giant 

The opposite of a mental midget, someone who is a 9 foot tall ogre in their mind, even if they're five foot nothing.

Guy 1- Why is he/she always slouching like that?
Guy 2-He/she is a mental giant, slouching makes him her look a little bit more predatory and a little bit less silly, so nobody will mess with him/her.

Guy 1- Oh yea, why didnt I think of that?

Mental giant by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Mental giant 

The opposite of a mental midget, someone who is a 9 foot tall ogre in their mind, even if they're five foot nothing.

Guy 1- Why is he/she always slouching like that?
Guy 2-He/she is a mental giant, slouching makes him her look a little bit more predatory and a little bit less silly, so nobody will mess with him/her. It's kind of like the way some people get a tattoo so nobody will mess with them.

Guy 1- Oh yea, why didnt I think of that?

Mental giant by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

mental waterboarding

One of the forms of terrorism used by the smart asses in the everyday office environment (in the form of following up on issues with coworkers who hoped that the particular issue has fallen between chairs).

"Aww crap John just mentally waterboarded us on the missing schedules discussed two months ago."

"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"

mental waterboarding by captainjayjay June 25, 2020

Mental Restardation 

A mental condition in which one’s IQ is so low that they maintain a genuine conviction that the stars, their position in the sky at birth, and gravitation pull have an effect on human personality - even despite massive scientific evidence to the contrary. Most affected are scientifically-illiterate obnoxious white women, but anyone is at risk.

Ma’am... we’ve got the test results back and we believe that the brain damage your daughter underwent may have caused a very serious case of mental restardation. We strongly advise that you keep her away from Twitter and Tumblr l’est her condition worsens.

Mental Restardation by squitzl December 20, 2020

Mental clarity 

Having an clear state of mind.

I'm relaxed.
It's probably to your Mental clarity

Mental clarity by aslpaul3939 January 7, 2021