MATRIX

A complex series of single, and non value digits composed in a computer axcessable programing code.

A weird movi a crappy sequel and bug filled game.

Glitches.....are....every..wher...01001000101010001001001000100010001000101001010101010101010101001000001001011

by Mike Butler August 31, 2003

Matriot

Female, frequently American patriots.

The Matriots didn't get enough credit in the American Revolution!

by Magnus Jackson October 22, 2017

The Matrix

A reference to a matrix, that is, a series of rows and columns that form a 2-dimensional shape.

The matrix is superb!

by Sean October 30, 2003

The Matrix

Movie whose main premise is that humans are fed reality directly into their brains so that their bodies may be used as batteries by a machine civilization on post-apolyptic earth. The Matrix refers to the reality fed into people's brains. The premise is fundamentally flawed however as: (a) people are not batteries; (b) you'd have to feed the people to get electricity (if you could): see perpetual motion; (c) they could just use some other animal that doesn't require The Matrix.

Why didn't the Machines just use ostrich's, elephants, horses, pigs, monkeys, apes, aardvarks (or any other animal) as batteries? They surely wouldn't require The Matrix. Other animals wouldn't revolt. Human batteries? Riiight. However, I'm sure Matrix fans can come up with some fanciful explanation.

by Mr jullio February 10, 2010

Matriarchy

A form of government or society run by the best thing in the human race, woman. A matriarchy is the best thing people will ever hear of. A matriarchy can also be a family where the woman is incharge and the children fall under the woman's clan. If you have any sence at all, this is the kind of family you want to live in. A matriarchy will make the world a better place because everyone knows that women rock and are much better than men and they should run the world. Sorry white man in his sixties living in Idaho who just had a heart attack hearing about a matriarchy and probably had or will have a heart attack since Hillary Clinton may become president. You know what I'm saying is true.

"Hey did you here about the white man in his sixties living in Kansa's who had a heart attack because he heard the word matriarchy and found out what it means."

by Galaxy Mustache July 17, 2016

Glitch in The Matrix

Hiring Keanau Reeves to play the lead role

The only glitch in the Matrix is the lack of acting on the part of the main character

by Jonesys November 9, 2004

real madrid

cock-er-ney rhyming slang for "lid"

"i've got a secret but don't tell no one mate, alright, keep a real on it"

"two cups of tea to take away love, nice one, can you stick a couple of real madrid's on the top please love, don't wanna get tea all over me white van"

by uncle salty May 11, 2004